Earth Prays Black Eyed Peas Stay On a Break
The Black Eyed Peas are an abomination to art in general and specifically art that involves production of sounds pleasing to humans. For years, despite this lack of any discernable talent, the “band” appeared on seemingly every national sports broadcast including the 2011 Super Bowl. It seemed that nothing or no one could stop their inevitable destruction of all things music. That is, until the band announced in July that they were mercifully taking a break. The world applauded, if by applauded you mean generally paid no attention. Unfortunately, today the Peas have announced that they are not breaking up. They are just on a break. Let’s all hope they’re full of shit.