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Just Sayin’: Tim Tebow Edition

Detroit Lions defensive player on Tim Tebow following the Lions 45-10 blowout of the Denver Broncos:

“Can you believe ’15’? Come on – that’s embarrassing. I mean, it’s a joke. We knew all week that if we brought any kind of defensive pressure, he couldn’t do anything. In the second half it got boring out there. We were like, ‘Come on – that’s your quarterback? Seriously?’ ”

[via Yahoo]

Just Sayin’-July 29, 2010

Former Patriots QB Steve Grogan:

“…unfortunately Jack Tatum is one guy that I just can’t find anything nice to say about. Just the way he handles the whole situation – it bothers me that I feel that way, but to never apologize to Darryl, to try to make money off the whole situation, never showing any regret or remorse. This is a man who wasn’t a good person.”

So that’s one for the asshole camp

[Deadspin]

Just Sayin’-July 28, 2010

Noted madman Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on soccer predicting German octopus:

“Those who believe in this type of thing cannot be the leaders of the global nations that aspire, like Iran, to human perfection, basing themselves in the love of all sacred values.”

DOWN WITH THE INFIDELS!!!!

[via Daily Telegraph via Deadspin]

Just Sayin’-July 26, 2010

Goodmenproject.com asked a variety of men to state one of their favorite man rituals that women really do not understand.  This one used to be one of my favorites (when I had a true piece of shit car):

“Washing my piece of shit car.”

Michael Carter, landscaper

More here.

Just Sayin’-July 13, 2010

Newt Gingrich on running for president:

“I’ve never been this serious.”

That’s great, Newt.  I’ve never been this serious about playing in the NBA.  We’ll fail together.

Just Sayin’-July 9, 2010

Chad Ochocinco on The Dan Patrick Show discussing his reality dating show:

“I don’t have nobody to cook for me. I don’t have nobody to go to McDonald’s with, or to take to the high-end restaurants like Red Lobster.”

I love this guy

[via The Dan Patrick Show via Deadspin]

Just Sayin’-July 8, 2010

Drew Magary on “King James”:

It doesn’t matter where he opts to go. If he goes to Chicago, he’s a cocksucker. If he goes to Miami, he’s a cocksucker. Even if he goes back to Cleveland, he’s a goddamn cocksucker. He’s a self-aggrandizing sack of shit, and ESPN is a bunch of pussy-whipped enablers for giving him a free hour of airtime tomorrow night and inevitably using 55 minutes of it to let Stu Scott give him a rimjob.

[via Deadspin]

Just Sayin’-July 1, 2010

Michael Davies on England’s World Cup elimination:

Americans will never completely understand how crap it is, most of the time, to be English. We might have cute accents and be good at cocktail parties. But we are mostly losers.

Just Sayin’-June 23, 2010

Landon Donovan:

“This team embodies what the American spirit is about. We had a goal disallowed the other night. We had another good goal disallowed tonight. But we just keep going. And I think that’s what people admire so much about Americans. And I’m damn proud.”

Hell yea

[via ESPN.com]

Just Sayin’-June 22, 2010

Jeffrey Goldberg:

I remember once in Iraq being made to feel profoundly uncomfortable by an Army colonel who was openly scornful of President Bush’s tactical leadership of the war effort (this was well-before the surge). I didn’t disagree with his analysis one bit, but I thought it was deeply inappropriate, and even nervous-making, to hear a senior military leader disparaging his commander. Civilian control of the military is a paramount American virtue, and anyone who undermines this core principle is unfit to serve. There’s no way around this fundamental fact, unfortunately.

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